volume ii:

heeeeeey!how you doing?

ahem.

i hate fucking woodrow wilson.he's an ass.i have to write a paper on this sonuvabitch,which i'm "doing" right now.ha.

but anywho...i'm getting drum lessons for christmas!so happy!woo!

volume i:

hello folks.i finally got off my lazy,lazy ass and stopped just lurking around the buzznet social scene.yep.

this is my account.sizzler,good name,eh?i wanted just plain "sizzle",but it was already taken.woe.so besides the pointless,boring rambling i'm doing at the moment,nothing else has happend.other than my mother calling my tv a "cocksucker".but that's just every night.you know mothers *eyeroll*

heh.just remembered...i have no friends.well,i have two friends.who...i've never spoken to...are they,like,pity friends?like the powers that be on buzznet feel sorry for the noobs so they give us two friends?

well,shucks guys.thanks.

i think i'm going to leave you now, because i'm a loser who falls asleep at eleven oclock on a friday i have a lot of important partying to do.yes.

that is my story,and i am sticking to it.

buh bye now

Sizzler's Journals

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